Baby, Can't you see?
I'm calling.
A guy like you should wear a warning.
It's dangerous.
I'm falling.

I would like to learn the acoustic of this, yes.

I think I'm on a Britney Spears high, better keep the scissors away from me...

Quote of the Day:
Samie: Danni!
Danni: Samie!
*hug*
Mr Ludford: Eyy, no kissing in the corridors.

You love it really, sir.
~*~

I actually reek of fried chicken right now, mum was making some and I was eating in the kitchen.

I can now smell cherries and I would like to know why...

Got to school and stood at the bench with Corey, David, Ka To, Jameela and Beth.
I was talking to Jameela about their trip to some all you can eat restaurant, I saw the pics on Facebook lol
Awwwrh~ Mr Tierney's daughter is the most adorable little thing I have ever seen.
There was a picture of her hugging him and Mr Tierney with a half 'happiest man on earth' look, and half a proper embarassed look on his face, I fell off my chair going "Awwww! That is so cuuuuute!".

We had Mr Davies in form this morning
How enjoyable, him and Jayde were talking about COD: Modern Warfare.
He said he even had a headpiece and everything to make everything so much more realistic, how sad lol
But the unbearable truth is that I want the game and the headpiece too

Uber nerd to the core, man.
I'll stab you with a compass, or...or...with a paintbrush.
Or I'll strangle you with the Wii remote nunchucks.
See, I'm not just one type of nerd

I have nothing to say to be honest, just wanted to stay away from the kitchen.

Period 1 was Maths.
Maybe Mrs Lynch will retire and Mr Gillibrand will come back to us because he misses us so much.
I know Mrs Lynch isn't that old, but shut up.

Period 2 was Art, I had a music lesson, so I missed most of it.

Break, went to see Mr Peachman with Judith.
We're now doing an early entry for our GCSE Graphics.

Period 3, English.
Role play of Macbeth, I was one of the witches
I had such amazing answer backs in my head, but I got up to the front and looked at all the people...
Poof.
Gone.
I have stage fright, which amuses me because I pretty much lived on stage when I was little.

Period 4, Science.
Beth smacked Big Lew in the face with her bag, he was just stood there for about a minute with a dazed look on his face.
Then he looked up and went, "Whoa."
So I was like, "Whoa."
And he was like, "Whoa."
And we went our seperate ways
Pretty funny, our Lewis.
He started stroking my hand before because he hit it and I was like, "I think you owe me an apology, Lewis.".
Me and Beth left Science early to go to Radio, me and Jason W were piss assing around yesterday and we were preteding to tell eachother to go away.
And he told me to leave because he didn't need me lol
So today, I left and told him his wish had come true, he just looked at me like "Wtf?"
He has the memory of a braindead goldfish, seriously.

I was pretty much not in Radio the whole time today
Kept going out to throw stuff in the bin, went out to buy a drink and then went to the Bursars because I thought the machine was nomming my money.

Form, Mrs Zoldan was back.
Her baby bump is getting bigger, it's so cute
I feel so proud lol
Is that weird?
Yeah, that's weird.

PE, I was stood in the hall and Samie came in and gave me a hug.
It was a big hug.
One of those big hugs that last about 5 minutes.
Mr Ludford came striding past, and gave us a "Oooooh!" look and told us, "No kissing in the corridors."
You loved it really, sir.
You're just jealous.
I mean...you are YELLOW with envy.
He had a bright yellow shirt on, I like yellow, but not on him.
I was blinded, and was put off the colour yellow.

We then did Yoga.
We were doing 'The Tree', like on the Wii Fit, and me and Judith were having a right giggle at Steph.
She was just wobbling everywhere.
We had to do some position were we were bent over in a V shape, and my top and Hope's were too baggy, so when we did that we just disappeared into our shirts lol
I was doing that and I was like, "Oh, my God. I literally found Narnia..."
Then we were on our backs and we had to lift our legs and lower back up, Hope went too far and she ended up with her legs over her head lol
Holly had to roll her over because she got stuck! Hahaa~

We were all taking our yoga mats back to the changing rooms and me, Mel, Jude and Jess S were 'observing' the back of Mr Davies's trousers...Mmm.
I mean...
Yeah.
Stacey said he's a dog!
Jess S disowned her right there and then, it amused me lol

We then got changed, and Alicia was just stood there talking to us.
Bless her, she was stood there because she was waiting for the stalls to be empty.
She's so self-conscious :L

We then watched Mr Ludford try to kick a ball at Mr Davies
I would've complained, but Mr Davies was bent over the net, you can't complain about that!
Then Mr Davies tried to kick the ball at Mr Ludford, Ludford was just bend over with it all hanging out, I worry about that man sometimes...

Blah Blah Blah.

Walked home with Chantal, Sam and Katie.
Fun fun fun-ness
We jumped over puddles and listened to Chantal talk about her boyfriend lol

- Danni x

I finally finished painting the main part of my box
Are you proud of me?
Yes. Yes, you are.
I just need to finish painting the inside and back of the drawer, and lining the compartments.
And then I can start sticking buttons and other stuff to it

Speech of the Day:
Mr Rushton: Pass the beaker around and have a sniff if you want.
Firaz: *Getting high off ethanol*
Mr Rushton: ...just don't pass it to Hannah. She's already 'happy' enough.

Firaz is such a smackhead lol
Happy Hannah
~*~

I had an early night in last night and set my alarm clock for 6.30am because I was planning on walking to Katie's, but noooooo.
Lauren's ill, so she was crying at regular intervals.
Usually, I wouldn't wake up because I'm such a heavy sleeper, but ever since Paranormal Activity I wake up at the smallest noises.
So, yeah, in total...I had about 3 hours sleep.
Slammed the snooze button and went for a nap, woke up at half 7.
Damn.
I guess I am not walking to Katie's.

We has ASSembly today, Oh, the joy.
We were sat in the seats waiting for the other forms to come in.
Me, Katie and Tahiba were just sat there staring at Mr Davies.
I wonder if he gets self-conscious...
Miss Ratcliffe and Mrs Hadden cornered him, and his usual dopey look just turned to "Awwwwwkward...".
He loved it really.

Mr Stewart thought he was well funny, he was like, "You can laugh, y'know! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
You're not funny, sir, just...go.
Go sit in your office with a fifth of vodka.
^{Why is it a 'fifth' when it's 3 quarters of a litre?}
Mr Smethurst got a few laughs though
He was telling us about a little kid in Year 7 who calls him Smithers, and he did a posh accent and pretended to call his butler.
I want a butler called Smithers
Or Jeeves!

Went back to our form toom to get our bags, Danny was in the corner nomming a chocolate bar, I was like, "Gimme a bit, Danny!"
He actually did give me a piece of it, bless.
Took him a while to break it off though...the caramel was just waving around like it didn't care.
That was my breakfast
I think I would've collapsed if I hadn't had that piece of chocolate to sustain me until Break.

Science with Mr Ruston, he had a picture of something on his laptop, but the angle wasn't right...so it looked like a croissant to me.
He put the image on the projector...
Screw me, it was a pile of cow poo.
Firaz kept laughing at me, "What kind of croissants have you been eating?".
We were talking about Biomass, and Mr Rushton was talking about how if you stuck a hosepipe up every cow in the UK's arse, they would produce about 30% of our electricity.
Haha! Sounds like a...pleasurable....plan.
He reckoned it must be amazing being a cow.
What? With a hosepipe up your arse?
No...seriously now, it probably would be great being a cow.
Minus the hosepipe theory.
All you do is eat grass, moo, eat grass, moo....do your business....moo.
Well, you'd get your udder things fondled too, but I won't go into that.
Then we were about to burn some almost pure ethanol, he passed the beaker around for people to see what it smelled like.
Firaz was getting high of it (QOTD) lol
Then Luke pointed out that he even had 2 gluesticks in his hands Haha
Then Laura brought up the topic of Fire Eaters and Mr Rushton made me move so he could demonstrate using the gas tap near my side of the desk.
I always have to move
Anyways, he put the fire out and made me get back in my seat.
There was still some gas around and I got a bit WOOOOOO~ and was almost sick on Firaz, it amused me.
The fire melted the rubber on my pencil, how...unconvenient.

Then Art, I was on my own since Beth got called out of Period 1 for some Motivational speech.
Met Libby and Katy on the way there though, so it's all gravy, baby.
I finally finished painting my box!
Britt was talking about how Mr Davies is so morbid, he never smiles.
She told me off for saying that before!
But she said it's okay to be that morbid when you're that amount of stunning gorgeous-ness.
Miss Brooker was stood at my desk, so I was telling her about how Britt told him I was apparently wearing Christmas knickers.
She was like, "That's rude! Why, do you fancy him as well, Danilyn?"
She reckons he's not that good
Apparently, he isn't her type lol
Miss was displaying more signs of madness today, she was stood next to me with her folder talking to her sheets.
"To get a distinction blah blah blah, must display individuality...blah. Oh, my God. Just shut up, you chat on."
Oh, dear...those were her actual words.

Walked out of Art and tripped over, then realised the Fire Alarm was going off.
Oh, that's convenient, isn't it?
Went and lined up, Tahiba was going sick at Tom and what's-his-face for setting the fire alarm off.
Beth shared her crisps with me, those shall sustain me until Dinner.
Danny complained we were always stood in the puddle whenever the fire alarm went off...testify, Daniel, testify.
Then Mr Stewart said we could have until 11.07 to have our break.
How generous of you :\
7 minutes.
Why 7, you douche?
You have to make everything so awkward.

Then we had PSHE, we were in the Gym watching a film because Mr Davies is sad and can't handle teaching a non-PE lesson.
Charlotte, Nicole and their crew were there earlier than everyone else.
They were proper flirting with him...Oh, dear.
He let us watch Superbad and Neil was proper buzzing, it's his mos favourite film of all time and he was reciting the film word for word.
I was getting bored and I went on Facebook and posted a status:
"Watching Superbad in PSHE with Mr Davies Can we play a game instead, sir?"
He went around telling people off for being on their phones, so I put it away and went and 'helped' Jayde with her homework.
Really, I just did her homework for her.
I then had a mini arguement with Mr Davies about football, apparently Liverpool are better than Man U.
Screw you, sir
Screw.
You.
Jayde pointed out how all the girls were staring at him and were all in love with him, he was like,
"Well it's a change from them running away from me..."
Aww, me and Jayde restrained ourselves from hugging him. We were just like, "Awwww!".
He's so mean to himself.
We would never run away from you, Sir

Period 4 was Graphics.
I finished off my Development sheet and Josh J came over and started chatting on about my car again.
Please leave.
Jason was then talking to Danny M about this man who injected his HIV positibe blood into his wife because he wanted her to shag him again.
I read the article on that, it amused me and sickened me simultaneously.
Me and Jude went and talked to Jason and Alicia, Jason offered me a chair, that is the nicest he has been all month
Bless.
Then Danny M came and joined us, and talked about Porridge and his mates.
He was telling us about their mate Sam who thinks he's a wizard and goes out picking flowers for his little spells and potions.
Danny: You comin' out, Sam?
Sam: Nah, I'm going picking some flowers.
Alicia then told us about how the keeps used condoms in his drawer.
Oh, dear.
The conversation then moved on to Jehovah's Witnesses, Alicia actually believed Isaac when he said he was a Jehovah's Witness.
This is Isaac we are talking about here, Alicia.
Isaac.
Then we had a giant rant about how amazing Christmas was and how Jehovah's Witnesses are missing out.
I actually hate it when Jehovah's Witnesses come around to your house all, "Have you seen the power of God?"
Have you seen my door slamming in your face?

Dinner, we went upstairs to see if Katie was still in Mrs Bolland's room, she wasn't...
But we took a look at some of the Gateaux (That's actually the plural. The actual name for ONE of the cakes is 'Gateua'. Cool, huh?) and Alana's was amazing.
So was Stacey's and Mel's.
It's not fair, I want to make Gateau.
Judith stole off with some chocolate and we ate it while we were walking down to look for Katie.

Went to the red caff, ate and then went to the bench.
It was wet, so we were looking for Lee, but he wasn't anywhere to be seen.
It was too cold, so I hid where the TS Lockers used to be and Katie just stood out in the cold.
Judith ran off somewhere.
Then finally, Lee came and dried the bench for us with his bag
We all sat down, and Danny Danny came past, so I said Hi and he said Hi and Judith was like WTF.
Apparently she heard me, and heard him but couldn't see him.
Super Mutant Ninja...Teachers?
Haha, Danny Danny is a mutant

I feel the need to watch Super Mutant Ninja Turtles now

Then Marcos came and joined us, and I threw my drink at the bin and it actually went in and I was well buzzing.
Then Corey and his friends came,
Friend: Why have you randomly stopped in a random place to talk to random people?
Your mum is random, go, leave.
You are not welcome here.
Corey was like, "We have not randomly stopped in a random place to talk to random people. We are here to talk to Danni."
Yeah, yeah.
Suck on that, Corey's friend.
Then Josh, Ste, David, Matty, Joel and etc came over to join us.
Josh threw his milk bottle top thing at me and it landed on my lap, he was like, "Holy, crap. I just milked on you "
How...rude, Joshua.
I just looked away and talked to Katie, and the next thing I know...
I have milk all over my legs.
It.
Looked.
Wrong.
Corey then sat on Katie's lap and started jumping up and down, and David spanked him.
I was so disturbed.
He did the same to me, he has a proper bony arse, man.
Mr Foster just looked at us like "What the-?"
Everyone then started piling up on the bench, it hurt...
Jude, Lee and Marcos went for a mooch.
And I got off the bench and etc etc etc

Went to Form, Katie and Tahiba were telling me about the acronym they made up for Mr Davies's first name, Phil.
P- Pretty (How...gay.)
H- Horny (Ooft~)
I- Intelligent (You're just kissing his arse now...)
L- 'Lick-able'

Haha! Apparently Tahiba was trying to say 'Likeable' but it came out as 'Lick-able'.
Yeah, we all know what you were trying to say Tahiba.
I told Mr Davies that Katie and Tahiba were spreading rumours about him and he just smiled at me and went, "Oh, that happens a lot to me."
I melted and started laughing hystericaly.
Me, Katie, Jayde and Tahiba were bright pink by the time we got out of form.

History, we did an assessment and we only had 25 minutes.
Levi was asleep for a full 10 minutes :\

Period 6 was Science, walked with Katie, Corey and Luke.
Vanian locked us out, I'm sick of these childish people locking the door.
It's pathetic.
Walked into Kieran on the way, he must be sick of me by now lol

Chloe's eyes were watering while we were (ALLITERATION ) marking our practice exam-y things and Corey put her glasses on and went,
"When your eyes water, this means they need food."
He's so random lol
Speaking of random, I was answering the questions on the sheet and I just randomly started laughing.
I don't know why, I just...started laughing.
Firaz was taking nicotine gum because he was apparently quiting lol
Then while Miss Rossington was going on about how she launched her cat because it scratched her, Nick was sticking his tongue out and going cross-eyed trying to look at it.
He just went to me, "Iph bwer wink on mah twong?"
"What?"
"Iph bwer wink on mah twong!"
"..."
"Is there ink on my tongue, I said! *sticks tongue out again* Phwell, wish bwer?"
Nick's a strange kid...

Anyways, went straight to the gates and waited for Sam.
Katie was like, "We are not moving until Rachel and all them are h- OH, MY GOD, IT'S JORMA TACCONE'S LOOK-A-LIKE!"
Yeah, she didn't bother waiting for Rachel anymore, she followed Jorma Taccone No.2 home.
Seriously.
She waited for him outside the shop, and she's just told me on MSN that she's found out where he lives and what his name is.
Totally not a stalker.

- Danni x

I am reading Mein Kampf by Hitler! *insane laughing*

Oh, my.
I seem to have had a good day. Worked on the boxes a bit more.
I have just about a week or so to finish it.
Are you insane, Miss Brooker?
I think she actually is to be honest, she was stood in the cupboard talking to the glue sticks.
"You're always going missing, I wish you'd just stay where you are, you little pests."
....awwwwwwkward

Speech of the Day:
Katie: Summat just fell out your skirt, Danni...
Danni: What the-
Britt: Oh, my God. It's those things off the tops of Christmas baubles!
Katie: Haha! What've you been doing with Christmas baubles!
*Mr Davies walks in...Ooft*
Danni: Where's Mrs Zoldan, sir?
Mr Davies: She's not coming in th-
Britt: Danni, are you wearing Christmas knickers?

I died of embarassment, he just looked at me with a half smile, half "This is awkward..." look.
~*~

18 days to Christmas!
I am actually really excited, I don't see why to be honest...
Mum and dad's mates reckons we're 'better off', so they think it's alright if we give them presents but they don't bother.
Seriously, mum is proper generous when she wants to be, so she's gave almost everyone a present last year.
Did they even bother?
No.
Of course not.
So I told my mum not to bother this year.

I hope you like fruit.

Was almost late this morning, mum was like, "Ooh! I'll give you a lift!"
The fastest speed on our road is 30mph, do you know how fast she was going?
Phwoar~ My spine almost fell out.
15mph...
Wow.
"No! Don't rush me, I'm scared!"
Shut up and put your foot down on that damned accelerator, mother.

Went to form and told watched Katie talk to a spider, she's a strange one.

Form, we had Mr Luke :\
He's off his head, Mr Luke.
"Daniel, you have exactly 2 minutes to take that scarf off!"
Ooh~ You better get a move on, Danny!
I was talking to Britt about Christmas and Christmas presents, so Katie asked me what I wanted for Christmas.
Mr Davies.
That, is what I want.

Period 1 was Maths.
I think Firaz was high, man.
He's always high.
I got so confused finding the equations of lines of best fit.
I got the method and everything, but...
when exactly are we going to need this information in our lifetimes?

Period 2 was English, we had a sub.
She actually is the moodiest, grumpiest woman I have ever met.
Katie was going to get her folder, so everyone was like, "Get mine for me, Katie! Thanks, love!".
She eventually gave up and just gave all the folders out.
We were all grabbing a seat, but Georgina and Lucinda stole mine and Beth's seats.
So we had to move.
We were looking for a seat and I just saw Jess and Adam...and it clicked.
I literally ran and sat on the spare seat next to Jess, "Hello, Jessica. It's nice to see you!"
Beth was on the verge of strangling me.
Judith was well embarassed in English, Katrina shouted, "You went out with a bisexual?!"
And almost everyone in the room just turned around to stare at her like
Then I was doing my work and I just heard someone going, "Ow! Stop!", but laughing.
I got confused, so I turned around and Connor was biting Katrina's arm.
It was amusing and slightly creepy
Me and Beth just exchanged, "Hmmm..." looks from over Adam going "Heeheeeheeheee!"

We shared sweets with Katrina
Nom nom nom

Break, went to E3/E4 because Katie needed to put some money on the machine thing.
There was a 10 mile long queue, it was despicable.

Period 3 was then Graphics with Miss Ebenezer, Oh, the joys.
She brought in some magazines to show the different printing processes, me, Jude and Natalie were just there reading Vogue and ELLE.
Hope and Holly were stuck reading Black Beauty, I find that magazine racist.
Why couldn't she have brough Cosmopolitan? That magazine is amazing, man.
Then apparently, we were getting to loud so Miss Ebenezer was counting down from 3 and me and Jude were pissing her off going, "16! 29! 34! 2! 0! 7! 19!".
Miss Ebenezer cannot count
Our table just copies Hope, Hope has the answers to all things Production-wise.

Jude went spazzy and was all, "Oh, my God! just smiled at me!".
I started laughing like mad when Natalie was like, "Oh. My. God."
I wouldn't have been surprised if he heard her, she was proper shouting it.
It amuse me how Judith went bright pink

Period 4 was History.
On the way there, me and Jude were talking to Alicia.
And she was telling us about the alternate ending to Paranormal Activity, and she was doing really eccentric body and hand gestures to go along with what she was

saying.
She amuses me, that girl

Did some stuff about William Harvey in History. Blah Blah Blah. Medicine in Padua, Italy. Blah Blah Blad-y Blah.
I used to love History, especially with Mr Hunt, but Mr Marlow has crushed my dreams.
Go.
Go crawl into your wardrobe full of Hogwarts ties.
Yes, Hogwarts ties.
Hufflepuff ties to be exact.

Chad Dylan Cooper: Hey, Selena. Hey...Scary Potter.
Don't you just love Sterling Knight's character on Sonny With a Chance?
Don't you just love Sterling Knight?


Dinner, went straight to the Red Caff and ate...burgers.
I was paying for mine and Mr Ludford was stood next to me, he just looked down at me and went :\ reffering to the food.
So I replied with a dorky grin.
I just...walked away in embarassment.
Katie's burger was leaking oil, it amused me.
And they said they wanted everything to be healthy.

We then continued with annoying Judith by pointing out Dean whenever he walked past
She's had such a bad day today lol
Go cheer her up

The woman who was on duty near the benches kept asking me for the time, apparently she didn't want to be stood there past 1:05.
I don't want you to be stood there either.
We (I...) want Danny Danny, so Hark! You are under my battlements. Humbly take your leave.

Lee was enjoying himself talking to us, and then I stood on the bench because there was something on the roof and I wanted to see what it was.
I was about to sit down, but then Katie was like, "OH, MY GOD! STOP!"
I was so confused, apparently I'd sat in bird poop.
Great.
So I was spinning around in circles trying to get it off, but I failed.
Katie was a good person and wiped it off.
I then wiped it on Judith's leg
We're such amazing friends to Jude lol

Then Danny came and I was talking to him about Christmas presents, and he told me to buy him chocolate and he'll buy me some too.
Screw you; I'm not buying you anything.

Judith got annoyed at me, so she walked away and stood with Lee and his gang with Danny.
So I followed and clung to her arm going, "I love you, Judith. I'm not leaving until you go, "I love you too, Danni."".
She wouldn't do it, so I disowned her and told her she's not getting a Christmas present.
THEN she said it
Yeah, you will say, "I love you too", ho
This girl went past and asked us all if we were emo, and everyone started going, "I am!"
Judith and me were like, :\
Danny was like, "Yeah, I am "
He was hiding in his coat, it amused me. You could just see his half his face from over his jumper's collar.
So me and Judith walked away from the girl who was harassing people.

Everyone was harassing eachother again, and Katie was in love with Corey because he said she wasn't fat.
So I walked away and chatted with Danny about...the name 'Danny'
We have such amazingly, fascinating conversations.
I gave him an early christmas present, a piece of moss.
Corey stole it off him, so I told Corey off and Danny pretended to cry when he was re-united with his piece of moss.

Corey has fascinatingly blue eyes.
They are like...ice blue.
I literally drowned in them.
Then the bell rang and I gave Corey and David a hug and we were off to form.
Katie then went on to go on about how much she loves Corey
Bless, Katie hath found love...with a man who is already taken.
Haha!

Then we had Mr Davies for Form, and the QOTD happened.
He just heard Britt ask me that and he looked at me and smiled and went, "I'm just not gonna ask! Haha!"
Good. For someone who looks proper dopey, you have a sense of humour. Good.
Jayde was cooing over Danny (Not the teacher Danny...)'s love bite, it amused me.
I reckon he was just messing about with a hoover, but he was like,
"No, it doesn't work. I tried it on my arm."
Hmm...you get up to some strange things with your hoover, Daniel.
So I turned around and talked to Mr Davies about long weekends away (Not like that! :\) and wishing form would just end so we could go home (I'll go home with you, sir ).

Science, we were chatting on about HEP and million dollar schemes.
I like Mr Rushton's lesson, it amuses me.
Josh J kept staring at me through the lesson, and he kept asking me about my car.
It would be nice if you stopped asking me about my car, Joshua...

Then we were all getting ready to go, and I thought he said we could go, so I was off into the room outside our Science room.
I was just there talking to Josh...about my car.
I was trapped.
So I pretended to have forgotten my folder and went back in the room.
We weren't even meant to go out yet, Oops.
Beth found it highly amusing.

Art, worked on my box somemore.
It's going...well.
I just painted it is all, I I have to finish painting quick though so I can get crackalackin' with lining the box.
I was talking to Alicia about 2012 and how we both couldn't sleep after watching it, don't you think it's amusing how me and Alicia only ever talk about films, hair and

art.
Stick a baggy jumper with paint on it and some skinny jeans on us, and put us in a Starbucks, we'd fit right into New York.

Speaking of talking about hair, I went to get my drawer from the back of the room and I realised that Alicia had white paint in her hair.
She just did this proper squeaky, "OH, NO!" and then refused to get up to get it out.

Beth's box is going pretty good actually, and Britt's box is very...blue.
Not 'depressed' blue, but...blue.

Walked home in the rain with Katie, Sam B and Chantal.
Oh, go away rain.
Me and Katie always look insane walking home, we kept laughing randomly and shoving Chantal with the umbrella.

Oh, my God, I'm talking to Marcos on MSN right now and I'm loving how I'm just bitching to him about how England can be crap sometimes. I was proper going on to him

because I was like, "It's fine, he's coloured.". Then I realised...

- Danni x

Hi, hello.
Yes, it is 20 days to Christmas, not exactly...but still 20 days-ish nevertheless.
I am buzzing.
Like, quite literally, I was sat on the couch watching X Factor and I was like "Oh. My. God. No. Way." when it finally clicked.
I don't know what triggered the click click click-ness, but y'know...

Maybe I should get started on an idea for something Christmas-y and blah, but...
I cannot be bothered.
I really truly can't.

Year 10 isn't turning out so fun.
I've caught up a bit in Art, but...I'm just blindly going along with everything.
Miss Brooker is probably sick to death of me with my, "Miss?" "Miss?" "Miss?" Miss?".
It's just that over and over and over and over and over again.

Graphics, I've finally printed out the Development, finally printed off, cut out and placed the DVD cover.
I think I am now doing my GCSE a year early, I'm still on the fence about it...

Oh, God, Mrs Cuthbert's 'On the fence' expression had finally rubbed off.
Go away.

Katie and Jude slept over last night, how...er...fun?
I'm kidding It was fun.
We watched Paranormal Activity and I quite literally weed myself.
Okay, not literally, but I almost did.
I was too scared to go upstairs.
Everything happened at 3:15am in that film, I was scared to death.
I have a fear of 3am, thanks to the film The Exorcism of Emily Rose.
When it finally did turn 3, I was just waiting to smell burning, I really was.
That was the first time that I stayed awake until past 3, last time was in August, and I shite myself that night.
The air conditioning came on (I was in America at the time), everyone (Robbie, Paul and Ali :\) left msn, my internet switched itself off and my lights started flickering.
I was tempted to wedge myself between the airbed and the couch last night, but I don't think Judith would've appreciated me lying on her head.

It did amuse us when the girl in the film, Katie, got dragged out of bed though.
I think the ending ruined Paranormal Activity a bit to be honest, I wanted something supernatural to happen...
Like, maybe the demon thing would've dragged Micah out of bed and...I don't know, set fire to him or something.
I just didn't like the whole possesing Katie thing, it was too...blergh.

Judith and Katie woke me up at about 10 in the morning.
Yeah, I do not get up on Saturdays until about 3pm.

Has anyone else watched Paranormal Activity?
What did you think?

And, are you excited for Christmas?
I know I am.

I've just installed Windows 7, I feel like such an uber nerd
IT Nerd to the core, man, don't mess with me!

I am in a very good mood, I have done 3 drawings this week.
Not exactly proud of them, but I am content with them.
One is of my alter ego, Josh, who I have not drawn in...ever.
One's a drawing I decided to label Word Vomit. Two words: Urban. Dictionary.
It was just how I was feeling at that time and I was quite happy with it because I finally drew a picture of a person in profile, I was like at it for about 5 minutes.
Then there's one called Backstabber, everyone's backstabbing these days, I was just bored and wanted to draw a nerd

Quote of the Day:
Rachel: *gasp* We could put a Christmas Tree in the yard!
Dean: What are we gonna do with it in the summer, you fool. Just there singing around the Christmas tree mid-June?

School Council meeting can be pretty amusing
~*~

I walked all the way to Co Op to meet Katie, and her Coniston Crew, but she was getting a lift.
So I was happily walking to her house and I just saw Vanian like, "Ewww...".
So I looked at the side of the road...a dead cat.
I almost puked.
I ran to Katie's house, attacked her door (She let Ben out and told him to eat me...he sniffed my crotch.) and told her about the cat.
We ran outside again to look at it...ewwwww.
Its eyes were popping out and it was just bleeding and bleeding and...*puke*

Her dad then gave us a lift to school and we were going to form, but then we heard to fire alarm going crazy.
So we went to check in PE if Mrs Zoldan was alright, she just came out the office crying and Mr Fletcher was fluttering around her.
She went and did her hobbly pregnant woman walk to the Car Park and Mr Fletcher was pretty much overloading trying to look for his car keys.
Me and Katie then went and sat on the rocks in the Car Park.

Miss Greenwood went past and told us what was up with the fire alarm, apparently there was a fault and they couldn't switch it off.
And if they did switch it off, they'd have to send us home (Hoorah!), but with Mr Stewart as a headteacher she said she doubted it (Booooooo!).
All the teacher who had just come in were asking me and Katie about the fire alarm and we sounded like we knew everything.
We were like...The Wise Women on the Rocks

Then we stood in the yard and met Samie, Jude, Beth and Heva.
We were all talking and then we got ushered into the Red Caff.
How we all managed to fit in there, I do not know...
Me and Katie were just chilling with Ryan D (Bitch.), some randomer and Tahiba.
Then they left (FINALLY.), me and Katie were stood near the window watching all the teachers.
Mr Davies was just stood there with a proper dopey look on his faces.
Bless, he has no idea what's happening.

Then me and Katie did a voice-over for Mrs Cain and Mr Davies's secret affair.
They broke up and Mrs Cain was so devastated that she attacked a bunch of kids, but then he realised he still loved her, so he came back but she was sooooo over him
"But I thought we had something special, Phil!"
"I'm sorry, Sarah. It's not you, it's...okay, it is you. Goodbye."
Me and Katie...we are AWESOME.

We went to lessons as normal, Science with Mr Rushton for me
He was just on about energy sources and wind power and etc.
Then Mr Smethurst came in telling us that we were to stay in our Period 1 rooms all day unless we were told otherwise.
We were all like, "Hooray! Oh, Happy days!"
Except Hope
But then some woman came in and 'told us otherwise'...

Period 2, instead of PSHE (Which was being done by Mr Davies and I missed it, damn Mr Hunt.) I had to go to a School Council meeting and keep minutes of the meeting.
I think Mr Stewart was high.
He was making up proper cheesy, lame jokes and we all had to laugh.
"Did you know we don't have anyone in this school called Wendy? Thursday and Friday, but not Wendy!"
I could've thrown my pen at him, I really could.
There were some other really sad ones, and some that made me smile a bit (QOTD)...but not really.
Mr Hunt tried to get me to take home the minutes home and type them up, I could've gotten violent with his...his...his tie.
He was like...2 foot taller than me

Break, Katie rubbed it in my face that Mr Davies did PSHE with them and I could've taken out my anger on her mum hair (Oops ), but I threw my coat on the floor instead and Matty stole it.
He immediately took it off though when I told him it was my mum's
I then went to Form, accompanied by Jessica, to put my stuff away.

Period 3 and 4 was Graphics.
I have finally finished my DVD Cover
I was well proud.
On the 'roduced by...' bit at the back I put 'Editted by Danny Burgess', and I left for a few minutes, Judith put a '<3' next to his name.
I warned her that I was going to get verbally violent with her.
I will post something or another about it sometime, along with my 3 drawings.
Josh gave me a high five, you should've seen Judith's face
I could've just hugged her.
Then Mr Peachman called me, and he told me to draw a bush... *giggle*
I was trapped in a room with Mr Clooney and Mr Cunningham (aka Daniel Craig in disguise), not fun.
Carried on with my computery stuff, and I left my computer screen on google for a few minutes while I helped Josh, and when I got back it had:
"Danni <3 Danny" in the search box, and the mouse cursor on I'm feeling lucky.
I got verbally violent with Judith's face.

Dinner, went up to Mrs Bolland's room to meet Katie.
She made sweet and sour chicken, so I just ate a piece of chicken.
Katie almost strangled me, but I ran away.
She slapped Judith instead
Then she borrowed my pen to write her name on her boxes, but I wanted to write the names.
So on one box I wrote:
"Andy Samberg (aka Katie N.)"
"Jorma Taccone (aka Katie N.)" on another.
And "Phil Davies (Katie N.)" on the last one
I also wrote "Danny Burgess (Danni A)" on it too.

Left and realised the doors were locked, so we did a U Turn.
Danny Danny Mr Burgess was at the end of the corridor talking to Mr Smethurst, he was such a gentleman he held the door open for us even though we took forever to get there
Mr Smethurst was like,
"Watch out. These 3 are dangerous."
Haaa~ Wouldn't he know it
Mr Smethurst loves me, I am his best ever friend
We are Beatles Buddies you see.

Went and queued outside the Red Caff.
Judith told me I was gonna be Miss Lamb in the future...hmmm.

Black hair...check.
Quite skinny...hmmm :\
Converses...CHECK
Mr Ludford in my bed...No. Just...no.

Judith said there was nothing wrong with Mr Ludford.
You called him fat last week, child, make up your mind.
Katie's jaw just dropped and she refused to believe that Judith had just sat, "There is nothing wrong with Mr Ludford."
Katie was in denial because she wanted to make people think she does not quite obviously want him.


Then we bitched about the lunch ladies being hypocrites, then we went to art and compared ourselves with the art teachers.
Judith is Mrs O'Neil, I am Miss Lamb and Katie is Miss Stott (*ahem*MISS RATCLIFFE*ahem*).

Form, drooled over Mr Davies.
I do not care if I was right smack in front of him, quite literally in plain view.
He. Is. Stunning.
Jayde was being all giggly and girly, it made me smile, it really did.

So I decided to crush her dreams and tell her her hands were orange while he was talking to her
^{I like to sabotage people's romance lives.}

Then on the way to History, me and Katie (literally) ran into Mr Burgess.
He was quite blue today...like, literally blue.
He looked grim and he had a blue shirt with a blue tie.
I have never seen so much blue in my life, neither have I used the word 'blue' so many times.

History sucked.
It was quite amusing though.
Some guy was sat in front of me from Mr Marlow's form, and he kept falling asleep.
Isaac was terrorising him lol
Isaac burned his lip with a fork, I thought he got into some violent fight...but no.
He burned himself with a fork :\

Period 6 was Science.
Which was stupid.
I just talked with Nick through the lesson, and then talked with Beth for a few minutes before the end of the lesson.
Fun

Then, me and Katie walked home with Chantal and Samie.
We had fun going up the back alley into Terabithia again
We're so awesome, it's unbelievable.