Wanted to change the journal on the front page, it was just...sat there.
Went Ice skating last night, it was pretty damn good.
Me and Katie went straight to Judith's after school and I got changed there, we went to Katie's and waited for her to get dressed.
Then we went and waited at the school gates for the 'coach'.
There were loads of us there, people driving past us were looking at us like adults usually do.
"Rotten little teenagers, up to no good."They probably thought we were out to bomb the school or something

Robert was prancing around with his phone, he was like, "A bit of Celine Dion never hurt anyone!".
Totally not gay.
We were all getting pretty pissed off because we couldn't find Mr Tierney, Mr Ludford or Mr Fletcher.
So me, Katie, Judith and Deanna, Jessica H, Tanya and Beth B went to the car park to check if they were there.
They'd been there that whole time, whereas we'd been sat in the cold for 20 minutes.
Goodness me.
We were in Mr Fletcher's mini bus, Mr Tierney was behind us in the other mini bus and Mr Ludford was leading the pack in his car

I remember going to Bury college with Mr Tierney, it was terrible.
He stalled in the middle of the motorway.
Shocking.
Mr Fletcher just kept stalling at every traffic light there was.
We were somewhere near Blackburn and we stopped at a traffic light and he didn't stall, the whole van just erupted into cheers

We are proud of you, Mr Fletcher.
Then at another traffic light, we all turned around to look at Mr Tierney, he was raving on about something then he suddenly started pulling faces at us.
He makes us laugh, Mr Tierney

Finally at Blackburn, Mr Tierney was paying and he just whipped his wallet out

I started laughing, and we were £10 short.
Mr Fletcher had to pay the extra money.
Got on the ice skating rink, I was clinging to the sides for dear life.
I had to hold Judith and Levi's hands and be pulled around.
I fell over and couple of times.
I dropped my iPhone, and the screen went black and then it started flashing.
I almost cried...
So I went on a manhunt for Mr Tierney and Mr Ludford because they had pretty deep pockets, I found them in the cafe.
Bless them.
Mr Tierney was like, "Oh, I always wanted a new iPhone. I might just 'lose' this."
I told him he's buying me a new one if he loses it, so he just shut up

Mr Ludford kept asking me about my ankle.
Because I hurt it when Jason tripped me up, but the ice (and Mr Davies

) made it alllllll better

Anyways, finally managed to ice skate properly-ish.
So me and Katie were going around and around and around.
And around.
Judith was just holding hands with Levi, and they were going around and around and around too.
Awww~
Mr Tierney got some ice skates and went on the rink, he pretty much broke his neck.
He just got on the ice, went forward a few inches and there was just a
THUD!.
Haha! He tried, he tried.
Then Mr Fletcher got on the ice, I didn't see Mr Fletcher going around.
I think he managed to survive.
Me and Katie got off the rink and tried to persuade Mr Ludford to go on the ice.
He was like, "I can't!"
Awwww~ Mr Ludford is scared

He was picking on me saying I couldn't even walk on rubber, nevermind skate on ice.
Shhh, you! I tried!
Then we told him Levi will hold his hand like he did with Judith, and he started teasing her saying Levi told him,
"Sir, you know, Judith? I'm gonna ask her out tonight!"
Haha! Yayyyyy~ From that moment on, we decided we liked Mr Ludford and I was no longer scared of him.
We got home at about quarter to 11.
We went past my house and I just saw my dad getting the car started lol
Mr Fletcher dropped us all off outside school, and Katie and Chloe stayed in the van because Fletcher was gonna drop them off at the lights near the hospital.
Dad picked me up and we were going up Plodder Lane, we just saw Fletcher get out the van to open the door for Katie and Chloe and his head pretty much blinded us

J/k.
Then I rolled the window down and shouted "HA!" at Katie

Then when I got home, I got a text off Judith:
"We have a problem...you've left your school shoes at my house."
How amusing.
Today wasn't that much to be honest.
Woke up at like...20 past 8.
I panicked and called a taxi, so I had exactly 5 minutes to get ready.
Damn it.
Got out the taxi, I just heard Katie, Sammie and Chantal shouting me from halfway up the street.
Form, Mr Tierney came in and pretended to be sore from last night (Oo-er).
We were all just laughing at him while the people who didn't go ice skating were like, "Wtf?"
Katie told everyone about how I dropped my iPhone and it started flashing, Danny was like,
"Probably 'cause it's just blacked out and it's got no idea what the fuck's going on."
And he started doing jazz hands pretending to be my iPhone, he's a funny guy, Danny.
He bit a gingerbread man's head off and made it run into a folder before.
Danny was showing us how to get rid of permanent marker ink using hairspray, and Jason wiped the hairspray with Danny's homework sheet and the hairspray soaked through.
He made us sniff it and we all pretty much got high.
Solvents can kill instantly, Daniel.
Shame on you.
The rest of the day...I don't remember.
It's that hairspray, it's erased my memory.
I might try to use my hairspray to get rid of Danny's tag on my arm later actually.
Oh, I do remember...
Alana said Mr Hunt has a nice bum.
I was actually disgusted.
Shame.
Shame on you, Alana.
Chloe said she was worse than her mum, I agree.
My mum thinks he's 'lovely'.
No, mum.
No.
I shall tell you who has a nice bum, and I have Bryony, Jason, Tyrone, Joel and Sam F as a key witnesses.
Mr Davies.
Phwoar

Not 'Ooft!'.
' Phwoar! '
It's a step up.
I am sorry, Danny Danny and Sasha.
It just happened.
Oh, and make ~
JudeLemon feel better.
She has hurt her wrist
*Cue 'Awwwwwww'*- Danni x
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